Monday, 7 November 2016

Funny – theCHIVE

Funny – theCHIVE

A lawyer breaks down how Ariel from ‘The Little Mermaid’ could’ve easily had her contract annulled (17 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 09:45 AM PST

I have little to no shame in admitting that like most people I watched 'The Little Mermaid' about a hundred times as a kid. It's just a fantastic film, and let's be honest, as a little boy seeing Ariel in that seashell bikini was a turn-on before I really understood what that even meant. But there is perhaps one glaring weakness that a lawyer named Shon Faye pinpointed that I had never noticed, and it revolves around the underwater legal system and the contract that our redheaded protagonist was guilted into signing by Ursula the Sea Witch. Shon took it upon herself to write out the legal advice Ariel should've been given all those year ago that could've made her life a whole lot easier.

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Little boy does not take news of new sister well (Video)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 09:15 AM PST

Little boy has hilarious reaction to news of new little sister

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Welp…that’s depressing (30 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 09:00 AM PST

If you are having a rough Monday just remember that at least these things didn't happen to you.

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Piglet reminded to always obey momma (Video)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 08:45 AM PST

Mother Pig Gets Fed Up With Feeding Piglet (Video)

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Comedians exercising their funny bones (23 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 08:30 AM PST

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Dads tell their best “don’t tell your mother” stories (5 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 07:00 AM PST

When I was young, we had the typical parent dynamic of 1:1 strict/lenient ratio. Mom was laid back and figured we were allowed to find our own fun while my dad was more critical. However, both agreed on the "no underage drinking" policy. So my brother, fresh out of Freshman year and with his typical 15 y.o. "bro" egging him on, snuck tequila out of my parents' liquor cabinet and took about 5 shots each while my parents were sleeping upstairs. Almost immediate regret. Half an hour later, there's a cycle of being totally obliterated on the couch and worshiping the porcelain god. The whole while they're "sneaking around" to not wake up my folks. The next morning, my dad pulls my brother aside and asks what happened the night before. My brother tries to blow it off, but my dad just dead-eyes him and says "That tequila made its way into the toilet somehow, I don't care if it was out one end or the other." Brother fesses up. My dad nods, slaps him on the arm, and says "I think this is one lesson your mother doesn't need to hear about." - chocolate_pancake ____ I was golfing with my dad one time when I was super young. I was standing next to the cart while my dad said he was driving to go get his ball and I should wait here. Idiotic child that I was, I stood next to the wheel and got my foot ran over by a golf cart. Amazingly, I didn't break anything and My dad and I agreed to never mention it to Mom. - Sarlot_the_Great

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I see your College GameDay signs and raise you NYC Marathon signs (17 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 06:45 AM PST

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Kid doesn’t quite make it to infinity or beyond (Video)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 03:30 AM PST

Kid fails on his Buzz Lightyear jump (Video)

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Get in the holiday spirit with gifts for the homeless (Video)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 01:01 AM PST

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Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

Posted: 07 Nov 2016 12:00 AM PST

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