Monday, 14 November 2016

Random – theCHIVE

Random – theCHIVE

People reveal their best and worst sexual encounter stories (5 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 07:00 AM PST

Worst is this guy I met at a bar my last night living in New York. When we started getting down and dirty he went down on me for about ten seconds and just did these weird kind of licks all over between my legs, pretty much totally avoiding where he needed to actually be. Once he came up from that he gave me about three pumps, came, and flopped down next to me breathing like we'd just had some all night fuckfest. Get ready for this. First he rolled over and asked me how many times I came. It was hard not to laugh and harder to not tell him I didn't even get aroused. Then he told me I was the second person he'd ever had sex with. THEN he told me was very excited about where our relationship was going to go. Broke his heart when I pointed to all the packed boxes surrounding us and told him I was moving across the country in the morning. - LongwaytoLA ____ Best: I was hooking up with a girl who would orgasm if I went all the way in. I could hold it there or just do my own thing and she would go bonkers. It was literally the easiest sex. Worst: Met a girl on the beach. Took her back to my place. When all the clothes were off she was on bottom and I was on top. Her legs death gripped my torso. So hard that when I thrusted she moved back and when I pulled back she'd thrust forward. This meant that there was absolutely no friction going on down there. I tried to adjust her legs grip but she wouldn't budge. I was stuck and flaccid. - bergiebirdman

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Sometimes tumblr gets it right (27 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 06:00 AM PST

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Sex scenes where actors totally nailed it (20 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 05:30 AM PST

Movie sex scenes can either be an absolute cringe-fest, or set the mood perfectly. Sometimes though, the scenes just look too real and people begin to ask questions. Even fewer times, the people on the set will actually come forward and admit to their debauchery. Here are some films where the sex looks real because it is.Movie sex scenes can either be an absolute cringe-fest, or set the mood perfectly. Sometimes though, the scenes just look too real and people begin to ask questions. Even fewer times, the people on the set will actually come forward and admit to their debauchery.

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Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 12:00 AM PST

I just wanted to thank everybody who made their way out to the Green Gala in Austin this past weekend. I can't think of a better way to spend a weekend than by raising a glass for such incredible causes, with a bunch of likeminded folks. Thanks for being the absolute best people and for always reminding me why I'm the luckiest idiot on the planet. It was a night I'll not soon forget!! Chive On! --Bob

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Actors who looked almost identical to who they were portraying (16 Photos)

Posted: 13 Nov 2016 04:15 PM PST

One of the most important things when it comes to making a movie about someone's life is that the actor or actress that plays them absolutely nails it. Half of it has to do with their mannerisms, but the other half is how they look. Here are some examples of times that the actor or actress looked eerily similar to the historical figure they were playing.

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Quick riddles with surprisingly sexy answers (20 Photos)

Posted: 13 Nov 2016 11:00 AM PST

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Why has no one told me about badass pilot Douglas Bader? (15 Photos)

Posted: 13 Nov 2016 09:30 AM PST

There's no sugar-coating it. If you were a pilot in the Royal Air Force (RAF) and Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF) during the Battle of Britain in 1941, you were a certifiable badass. You're up there, fighting Nazi's at 348 miles per hour, thousands of feet up in the air, doing barrel rolls and serving as at the only thing that's preventing the Nazi's from bombing the hell out of the free world and taking it over. Granted, there were thousands of pilots, and thousands of heroic stories, but there was one man who stands out above the rest. Flight Commander Douglas Baker; a badass, pipe-smoking, mr. steal-your-dame, gunslinging pilot who repeatedly kicked Nazi ass, stands out above the rest. Why? because he's a war hero, with over 20 confirmed kills, and he did it without legs. Now that's fucking metal.

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Sunday is for the Triple-B: Beers, Babes and Burgers (40 Photos)

Posted: 13 Nov 2016 09:05 AM PST

Welcome to your weekly dose of beers, babes, N' burgers. Enjoy!

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