Monday, 14 November 2016

Funny – theCHIVE

Funny – theCHIVE

Daily Dopamine Dump

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 10:15 AM PST

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People reveal thinking about sex at the most awkward times (17 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 09:45 AM PST

Thoughts about having sex sometimes happen at the most inopportune of moments. Below are a few of the stranger instances on record...

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These guys find out the hard way that the train tunnel’s still in use (Video)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 08:45 AM PST

Dudes assume a train tunnel is abandoned. They're wrong! (Video)

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Go hit the gym, you’ll like what you find there (14 Gifs)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 08:30 AM PST

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People reveal their best and worst sexual encounter stories (5 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 07:00 AM PST

Worst is this guy I met at a bar my last night living in New York. When we started getting down and dirty he went down on me for about ten seconds and just did these weird kind of licks all over between my legs, pretty much totally avoiding where he needed to actually be. Once he came up from that he gave me about three pumps, came, and flopped down next to me breathing like we'd just had some all night fuckfest. Get ready for this. First he rolled over and asked me how many times I came. It was hard not to laugh and harder to not tell him I didn't even get aroused. Then he told me I was the second person he'd ever had sex with. THEN he told me was very excited about where our relationship was going to go. Broke his heart when I pointed to all the packed boxes surrounding us and told him I was moving across the country in the morning. - LongwaytoLA ____ Best: I was hooking up with a girl who would orgasm if I went all the way in. I could hold it there or just do my own thing and she would go bonkers. It was literally the easiest sex. Worst: Met a girl on the beach. Took her back to my place. When all the clothes were off she was on bottom and I was on top. Her legs death gripped my torso. So hard that when I thrusted she moved back and when I pulled back she'd thrust forward. This meant that there was absolutely no friction going on down there. I tried to adjust her legs grip but she wouldn't budge. I was stuck and flaccid. - bergiebirdman

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Another round of College GameDay signs coming at you (15 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 06:45 AM PST

College GameDay was in Seattle this weekend for the Washington and USC game. The Huskies came into this one undefeated and ranked #4 in the College Football Playoff Committee rankings. But they might be dropping a couple spots after the Trojans upset them, 26-13. It's not the outcome Huskies fans hoped for, but they still held their own by making some funny signs for GameDay. Check them out below.

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Sometimes tumblr gets it right (27 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 06:00 AM PST

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The results of leaving a keg untapped over the weekend (Video)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 01:01 AM PST

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Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

Posted: 14 Nov 2016 12:00 AM PST

I just wanted to thank everybody who made their way out to the Green Gala in Austin this past weekend. I can't think of a better way to spend a weekend than by raising a glass for such incredible causes, with a bunch of likeminded folks. Thanks for being the absolute best people and for always reminding me why I'm the luckiest idiot on the planet. It was a night I'll not soon forget!! Chive On! --Bob

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Nailed it! (27 Photos)

Posted: 13 Nov 2016 06:00 PM PST

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