Friday, 21 October 2016

Funny – theCHIVE

Funny – theCHIVE

The timeless wisdom of one Adam Carolla (18 Photos)

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 09:45 AM PDT

If you don't know by now, we love Adam Carolla. Everything from his pragmatic approach to solving the world's most self-imposed problems, to his pure disdain for Hollywood "elites" that look down their nose at you and pretend their opinions are somehow more valuable than yours. Put simply, Adam is one of us. And Adam will be joining us live in Austin Saturday, November 5, first to interview John Resig live onstage at the famous Paramount Theater in the heart of downtown, for a taping of his own podcast. You can get tickets for that HERE! It's sure to be a wild ride, and God only knows where this unscripted conversation will go. Then immediately following that, you can join Adam, John & myself as we head to the Lucky Lounge to do a live taping of theCHIVE podcast over a few beers! Adam's Signature Cocktail Beverage Mangria and New IPA Endless Rant will be available for tasting, and Adam will be available to take pictures and sign autographs throughout the night. Get tickets to that live Podcast plus meet & greet RIGHT HERE

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BIG CATS (21 Photos)

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 09:30 AM PDT

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Sometimes tumblr gets it right (24 Photos)

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 08:30 AM PDT

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The Barnacle is the newest defense against illegal parking

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 05:30 AM PDT

If you've ever had a boot put on your car, you know what a total pain in the ass it is. Granted, you deserved it for parking like a d*ck, but the cumbersome contraption is as much trouble for city parking attendants as it is for you. Well the Barnacle solves one half of that equation—yeah, you're still screwed. The new device is attached to your windshield via two suction cups that pucker at 750lbs of force each. You may have visions of motoring down the road with your head out the window, ala Ace Ventura, but Barnacle's inventors assure us, that's an incredibly difficult endeavor. Perhaps more importantly, the device is not only more effective shutting your ride down, it's lighter to carry around and much safer for parking enforcement to attach. Once put in place, motorists can call a 1-800 number listed on the device to pay fines and receive the code to remove the machine. Then you fold it up, throw it in the trunk and find someone else who parked sh*tty take it back to Parking Enforcement. Currently the $600 yellow book of shame, as I'm calling it, is in experimental use in Pennsylvania and Florida. It's passed all tests with flying colors so far, but winters in the north could pose the biggest test yet. The creators aren't sure how icy conditions will affect the suction. According to officials in Fort Lauderdale, the Barnacle has been met with more puzzlement than frustration, as those morning walks of shame to the car have gotten even more brutal. Consider this your warning, Chivers. (h/t Foxnews)

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Halloween hookup stories are just the best… (20 Photos)

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 01:02 AM PDT

The Terminator "Had a threesome while dressed as a Terminator."

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Daily Morning Awesomeness (41 Photos)

Posted: 21 Oct 2016 12:00 AM PDT

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Curious cat takes down a block tower one paw at a time (Video)

Posted: 20 Oct 2016 07:00 PM PDT

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The weekend is in sight, now we just DGAF (43 Photos)

Posted: 20 Oct 2016 06:15 PM PDT

Remember, the key to a successful weekend is with uber/lyfts driving you around. Don't forget to tip your bartender.

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Lawyers reveal the dumbest things they’ve explained to clients (5 Photos)

Posted: 20 Oct 2016 05:30 PM PDT

A lawyer can't out and out lie. You said to them "yeah I burned his fucking house down and pissed on the ashes" he can't say you were two states away.... That blew some my student's heads. - paperconservation101 ____ Why they should not have called the cops to tell them exactly what they did that violated the restraining order. - slwrthnu ____ No, you dingus, "self-defense" does not mean he punches you in the face and then 2 weeks later you go to his house, ring his doorbell, and kick the shit out of him. - names0fthedead

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Redneck inventions are their own special breed of brilliant (30 Photos)

Posted: 20 Oct 2016 04:00 PM PDT

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