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- Terrifying moment as tornado sends debris frying across road (Video)
- Catch a ride on the meme stream (33 Photos)
- People reveal when the bachelor/bachelorette party went a little too far (5 Photos)
- Servers reveal the weirdest requests customers have asked for at restaurants (17 Photos)
- A few starter packs to get you… started (24 Photos)
- This guy was clearly a dinosaur in a previous life (Video)
- Animals are the driving force behind the internet (35 Photos)
- Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)
- The world has a field day on social media following the 1st presidential debate (35 Photos)
| Terrifying moment as tornado sends debris frying across road (Video) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 09:16 AM PDT |
| Catch a ride on the meme stream (33 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 08:30 AM PDT |
| People reveal when the bachelor/bachelorette party went a little too far (5 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 07:00 AM PDT |
| Servers reveal the weirdest requests customers have asked for at restaurants (17 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 06:45 AM PDT |
| A few starter packs to get you… started (24 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 05:30 AM PDT |
| This guy was clearly a dinosaur in a previous life (Video) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 03:30 AM PDT |
| Animals are the driving force behind the internet (35 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 01:02 AM PDT |
| Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos) Posted: 28 Sep 2016 12:00 AM PDT |
| The world has a field day on social media following the 1st presidential debate (35 Photos) Posted: 27 Sep 2016 09:06 AM PDT |
![Obligatory sex one: The bachelor party and the bachelorette party were being held in the same hotel in New Orleans (I tried to get them to do separate venues but nooooo. the group discount would cover an extra day in Carmel.) They begin at 8pm and collide drunkenly at about 3am. It was some kind of drunken fistfight-cum-orgy and everyone was so ashamed the next morning they called it off. Good News Everyone! They made up 6 months later and got married. They picked something simple, like their back yard this time. - Darklordofbunnies ____ Several years ago, I got a phone call from the maid of honor for a wedding I was going to attend (as a guest) two weeks hence. She was flustered, but managed to get out "There's no wedding, Groom called it off. He's in love with someone else." Well, I didn't press. I was friends with both, so I knew that the full details would eventually make their way back to me. Oh, and boy did they... Turns out, a couple weeks before the wedding, Groom called Bride and said he was coming over. They needed to talk. When he got to her apartment, he broke down in tears and confessed that he was in love with someone else. He loved her, but couldn't marry her because he didn't love her in the way a bride deserves. There was much crying and shouting over it all, but eventually the bride recovered from the news enough to ask him who he was in love with. "Well," Groom said, "it's [Bride's Brother]." The wedding was definitely off at that point. Now, five or six years later, Groom and Bride's Brother are married and happy. Though, I lost contact with Bride shortly after her wedding plans went tits up, so I'm not sure if she ever forgave the boys for that one. - NexysVI](https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/hangover.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=500&h=377&crop=1)
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