Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Funny – theCHIVE

Funny – theCHIVE


Man discovers dead worm in Tesco cucumber, holds funeral, and gives proper sendoff (13 Photos)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 09:45 AM PDT

Over the weekend, UK resident Wes Metcalfe had just returned home after shopping at a British supermarket Tesco's when he found a dead worm stuck to his cucumber. So, naturally, he took to Facebook to tell of his tragic discovery...

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Michael Phelps’ game face will haunt all your dreams (26 Photos)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 09:25 AM PDT

All great competitors try to get a leg up on their competition through mind-games and intimidation before the battle ever begins. Think of Ali taunting Frasier at public events, boxers who stand toe-to-toe staring daggers, or in this case a South African swimmer named Chad Le Clos who was shadow-boxing directly in front of 19-time world champion Michael Phelps (see video at the bottom of this gallery) before a race. However, Clos' psych-out backfired horrifically when Phelps countered his competitor's dance with a death glare that would scare the life out of any mere mortal.    Phelps came in second, ahead of Le Clos who went on to take third.  But after the event, a reporter asked Phelps about what was on his mind while in the ready room, and he replied, "Nothing.  I was trying to not even look at him. He does his thing, I do my thing."    Thankfully, the internet reads subtext well, and they added their spin on the newest and best meme from the Rio Olympics called the #PhelpsFace.    Enjoy!!

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Little girl can’t say the word “spot” (Video)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 07:30 AM PDT

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These groomsman know how to take a memorable wedding photo (23 Photos)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 04:00 AM PDT

I've never been married, but I could imagine having some fun when Bridezilla isn't watching is a great way to loosen the nerves. Don't get carried away though, otherwise you'll have a lot of explaining to do down the road.

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How to get an “F” in P.C. class (Video)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 03:00 AM PDT

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Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

Posted: 09 Aug 2016 12:00 AM PDT

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Woman gets a very adult scoop of ice cream (Video)

Posted: 08 Aug 2016 07:00 PM PDT

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Drunk customers can make the shift complicated, to say the least (18 Photos)

Posted: 08 Aug 2016 06:00 PM PDT

No doubt the worst part of working in the service industry is having to deal with shitty people. Some of them are rude or cheap, which is bad to begin with, but then there are the customers that are just too drunk to handle. Think of these as a reminder to never be  that guy.

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Girl sends boyfriend off on vacation with a crazy list of rules (7 Photos)

Posted: 08 Aug 2016 05:30 PM PDT

Ah, vacations. It's supposed to be a time to drop everyday stresses in life, forget about responsibility and just relax. Unless you have an irrational, overly-jealous, slightly insane girlfriend. Then it turns into… well, pretty much the opposite of that.    That's exactly what this poor soul's girlfriend did when he told he was going on vacation. Instead of saying

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Ryan Reynolds sees the world through potato colored glasses (14 Photos)

Posted: 08 Aug 2016 01:30 PM PDT

Ryan Reynolds is one of the funniest, most humble movie stars out there today - but there's something not quite right about God's Perfect Idiot. You can follow Ryan on his Twitter Machine!

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